IRON MAN 3 (2013)
CINEMA KNIFE FIGHT: IRON MAN 3 (2013)
Review by Michael Arruda & L.L. Soares
(THE SCENE: The sky. Two figures in Iron Man suits zoom by. Inside the body armor are MICHAEL ARRUDA & L.L. SOARES)
MICHAEL ARRUDA: This is so cool! I can’t believe Tony Stark was okay with our borrowing these suits.
L.L SOARES (laughs): Who said anything about borrowing?
MA: But you said you spoke with Stark and he agreed that—.
LS (laughs some more): And you believed me? What a doofus!
MA: So, you’re telling me that we stole these suits?
LS: Something like that. But don’t worry. We’ll fly these babies back before anyone even notices they’re gone. I just thought it would be cool to be wearing them while we review today’s movie.
MA: From up here? While we’re flying in these things?
LS: What’s the matter? Can’t you do two things at once?
MA: I most certainly can, and I’ll prove it to you by going first and starting the review.
LS: Suit yourself. (snickers) That’s a pun.
(MA Socks LS with his iron fist, sending him away flailing.)
MA: And that’s a punch. You owe me after all the trouble you’ve gotten me into today.
Anyway, welcome folks, today we’re reviewing IRON MAN 3 (2013) the third movie in the wildly popular Marvel Iron Man series starring Robert Downey Jr. as everybody’s favorite superhero alter ego, Tony Stark. We’ve been talking about this a lot lately, how the Marvel superhero movies have enjoyed a tremendous run during the past decade with a string of well-made hits. Iron Man, thanks to Robert Downey Jr., might be their most popular movie character to date.
LS (returns): By the way, I owe you this.
(LS punches MA, sending him hurtling toward the Earth. At the last minute, he stops his descent and flies back up into the sky)
MA: Let’s call a truce until the end of the review at least. I’m really looking forward to this one.
LS: Okay okay. We’ll have our big battle after the review.
MA: So, as I was saying, Iron Man is a very popular character in an amazingly successful series. The Marvel movies have done so well because for the most part, they’re made so well. And IRON MAN 3 only adds to the list of high quality movies.
LS: How about ending the commercial for Marvel Comics and get on with the review? Not all their movies are that high quality. I wasn’t all that impressed with IRON MAN 2, for instance. The script was pretty lame. So I’m not really sure why you’re gushing so much.
MA: I gotta give credit where credit is due. They’ve got a tremendous track record.
LS: Michael, your autographed photo of Stan Lee just arrived! He signed it, “To my favorite shill.”
MA: In this one, Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) just isn’t the same guy anymore. He’s suffering the after-effects of his traumatic encounter with both aliens and a massive worm hole at the end of last year’s blockbuster Marvel movie THE AVENGERS (2012). He can’t sleep, he suffers anxiety attacks, and things aren’t going too well with the love of his life, Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow).
LS: I thought this was interesting, that Stark actually had some psychological fallout after the events of THE AVENGERS. In the comics – and most superhero movies – it’s like these guys take everything in stride and never get affected. So that was an interesting idea, having him suffer from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD). Except they never really do anything interesting with it. Stark just has some panic attacks at some inopportune moments. But the movie only really touches upon this in a very superficial way. When the real action starts, it’s pretty much an afterthought. This was a clever idea that wasn’t used all that well.
MA: I disagree. I thought he had confidence problems throughout the film, even at the end. I thought the film did a good job highlighting his weaknesses.
But back to the story. A terrorist by the name of The Mandarin (Ben Kingsley) has set his sights on humiliating the United States and in particular the President (William Sadler). Leading the team to find and destroy The Mandarin is Tony Stark’s buddy Colonel James Rhodes (Don Cheadle). Rhodes dons a patriotic red white and blue Iron Man suit and goes by the name of Iron Patriot. He tells Stark that he doesn’t need his help, as catching The Mandarin is government business, not superhero business.
LS: Yeah, the big joke is that they changed the name of War Machine (Rhodes’ original name when in the metal suit) to Iron Patriot because “War Machine” didn’t do well in a focus group. This is a kind of satirical point, but sadly, also reflects the way the movies dumb down and sanitize comic book characters to fit certain audience expectations. Kind of ironic, actually.
MA: You’re thinking too much. It was funny, plain and simple.
LS: Yeah, I’m thinking too much about the things that annoyed me about this movie.
As for the Mandarin, they take a character who is supposed to be a Chinese warlord longing for the days of the ancient dynasties, and turn him into an Osama Bin Laden wannabe. Maybe that is more timely, but it also seems really cliché.
MA: But when Stark’s friend and personal security chief Happy Hogan (Jon Favreau- yep, the same Jon Favreau who directed IRON MAN & IRON MAN 2) is critically wounded in a terrorist blast credited to the Mandarin, Stark calls out the villain in a public rant in front of news cameras where he gives out his home address to the baddie and says he’ll be waiting for him.
(WAR MACHINE suddenly flies toward them and stops)
WAR MACHINE: What the hell are you guys doing here? And where did you get those suits?
MA: Uh oh.
LS: How do you know one of us isn’t the real IRON MAN?
WAR MACHINE: Because you’re just hovering in the sky, arguing about movies.
WAR MACHINE: I suggest you take it down to Earth, before you get mistaken for enemy crafts. This is monitored airspace.
MA: I told you this was a dumb idea.
LS: I still think it’s fun.
WAR MACHINE: Fun? These suits are a responsibility, not a game. Does Stark even know that you have them?
LS: Sure he does.
WAR MACHINE: I think I’ll call in and check with Mr. Stark. (Talks on radio) Tony, did you let two idiots borrow Iron Man suits today?
WAR MACHINE: Where did those guys go?
(LS and MA are back on the ground)
LS: That guy is a real stick in the mud.
MA: These suits are probably worth millions of dollars. I think we should bring them back.
LS: All in good time, my friend. We’ve got to finish the review. Race you to the other end of the beach.
(They continue talking as they have a foot race in the Iron Man suits)
LS: Was it just me or was Favreau incredibly annoying in this movie?
MA: Oh, he might have been a little annoying, but I kinda liked him, and he really wasn’t in it enough to be too annoying.
LS: His character, Happy Hogan (who he has played in all three IRON MAN movies) is just grating in this movie. Every time he appeared onscreen, I just wanted him to go away. I don’t remember him being this annoying in the previous films. I’m just glad that, after he gets caught in an explosion, he’s stuck in a hospital bed and we only see him rarely.
MA: And like all good movie villains, the Mandarin wastes no time in descending upon Stark’s compound and blowing it to bits. But not before Stark is visited by a former girlfriend Maya Hansen (Rebecca Hall) who tells him she thinks her boss Aldrich Killian (Guy Pearce) is working for the Mandarin.
LS: How intriguing!
MA: Her boss, Killian, is a brilliant scientist who, along with Maya, has been working on experiments involving the process of regeneration. Their treatment allows humans to grow back limbs. Killian once tried to work with Tony Stark, but Stark snubbed him.
Killian also dated Pepper Pots for a time. It’s a small world.
LS: Too small. The scene where Stark first meets both Killian and Maya (New Year’s Eve 1999, on the eve of Y2K, in Switzerland) starts the movie, and while it’s not a bad opening, I have to admit, the more this movie went on, the more I didn’t really care about these characters at all.
MA: After the Mandarin destroys Stark’s compound and kidnaps Pepper Potts, all bets are off, and Tony Stark makes it his mission to track down the terrorist and rescue the love of his life. Along the way, there’s a major plot twist that I didn’t see coming, and I can easily see how hardcore fans might not like it, but I thought it was refreshing and quite funny.
LS: Yeah, let’s not spoil it, except to say there’s a very interesting twist that involves the Mandarin’s reason why he’s involved in all this skullduggery. The thing is – I’m a big fan of the character, and I had a mixed reaction to the big surprise. On the one hand, I felt a little cheated, except that this character not once seemed like the Mandarin from the comics. On the other hand, I thought the surprise was clever and funny, and maybe the only truly inspired moment in the entire movie. So I can’t complain too much.
MA: I have to say, I really liked IRON MAN 3 and place it among my favorite Marvel superhero movies. While not quite as good as THE AVENGERS or the first IRON MAN movie, it’s right behind them, and is way better than IRON MAN 2 (2010) which I barely remember.
LS: I remember IRON MAN 2 just fine, and I wish I didn’t. It was pretty bad. And totally wasted the Iron Man villain Whiplash (played by Mickey Rourke in that one, and except for one cool scene, he mostly just sits around doing nothing). Like IRON MAN 2, the third one eventually pushes aside a great villain from the comics to focus on a more generic bad guy, in this case, Guy Pearce’s Killian.
There are so many better villains who could have been in this movie instead, involved in the plot with the Mandarin. And if the effects guys want to give us tons of guys in armor, then why not do it right and give us the Crimson Dynamo or Titanium Man? No, instead we get Pearce’s Killian, who is about as compelling as toothpaste.
MA: I liked Killian. I think Pearce gave him an edge that made him better than he should have been.
LS: An edge? (laughs) You really think so? Good for you.
There’s also a subplot about how Killian founded the organization Advanced Idea Mechanics (A.I.M.), which opened up a ton of possibilities. In the comics, A.I.M. is an organization of evil that gave us MODOK – a major bad guy in the Marvel Universe! When A.I.M. was first mentioned in IRON MAN 3, I immediately hoped this meant that we’d eventually get an appearance by MODOK, but no such luck, at least not in this movie. Another total letdown.
And what’s with the need to have a hundred people in Iron Man suits in every movie? They did a variation of this in the second one, and in this one, there are a ton of remote-control Iron Man suits (pretty much an army of robots) in the big final fight, and it’s mostly boring. How about one really cool and powerful Iron Man instead of a hundred second-rate ones? But I guess it keeps the CGI guys busy.
MA: That didn’t bother me. This one actually plays better than its story, which is nothing special, but the writing, the dialogue, the special effects, and most of all the acting lift it to the top. And while the story wasn’t anything I hadn’t seen before, it was interesting and entertaining. I liked the regenerative science Killian was working on.
LS: The Lizard did it better in the last SPIDER-MAN movie, and even that movie wasn’t that great. And why do people who get this regenerative upgrade from Killian have the side-effect of turning into a crispy critter? At first, I thought they were Lava Men, another old-time Marvel reference, but no, it’s just a drug side-effect that makes no sense at all.
MA: Well, I found it interesting. I liked the terrorist plot involving the Mandarin and the later twists which went along with it. I liked how Tony Stark had to deal with his post-AVENGERS trauma. I liked that Pepper Potts was more involved in this story, and I enjoyed the stuff about her relationship with Stark. All in all, it was a very likable story. I thought it was a very successful screenplay by Drew Pearce and Shane Black.
LS: I thought that, except for the big plot surprise in the middle and a couple of good scenes, the script was pretty crappy for most of the movie’s running time. In fact, I will go so far as to say this one is on the same quality level as IRON MAN 2. Which is nothing to get excited about.
MA: I don’t think so at all. The script here is far superior to the one in IRON MAN 2. Just the Tony Stark/Pepper Potts relationship alone is an upgrade.
LS: But we still haven’t gotten to the worst thing in the movie…
MA: I think all that high altitude flying we just did went to your head. Not only is IRON MAN 3 a decent movie, it’s one of the best Marvel movies period! I think you’re letting your affection for the comics cloud your judgment. Jeesh!
LS: This movie pretty much made me forgot about any affection I had for the comics while it was onscreen. So it can’t be that. Maybe it’s….just a bad movie?
(Tony Stark appears above them in his IRON MAN suit)
STARK: Stop right there and identify yourselves.
MA: We’re the guys from Cinema Knife Fight, Mr. Stark.
LS: Yeah, don’t worry. We’ll return your dopey iron suits.
MA: I swear, I had no idea he didn’t ask you first.
LS: What a stool pigeon.
STARK: I have now taken control of the suits. You will have to vacate them.
(The suits open up, dropping LS and MA on the beach)
STARK: You’re lucky I don’t press charges, or kick your butts.
LS: Oh go play with your transistors.
STARK: I’ll let you two morons off the hook this time – against my better judgment. But don’t let it happen again.
(IRON MAN flies away, followed by the two radio-controlled suits)
MA (Looks around the beach): Do you even know where we are? How are we going to get home.
LS: Just finish the review. We’ll worry about that later.
MA: I guess so.
Shane Black also directed, and I thought he did a fantastic job here. The pacing was great. The movie clocks in at over two hours, but for me, it flew by, and there was barely a dull moment. Yet, this doesn’t mean it was non-stop boring action. It’s not. There’s quite a bit of story here.
LS: Black does an okay job directing this one, but the script, which he co-wrote, didn’t excite me at all. It has one good moment, and then it’s business as usual.
I also found the big “Battle of 100 Iron Men” showdown at the end went on way too long and was tedious as hell. Black previously directed the 2005 movie, KISS KISS BANG BANG, a kind of neo-noir, which also starred Robert Downey, Jr. Otherwise, he’s mostly known as a writer, best known for the screenplays of the LETHAL WEAPON series. This movie looks good, but overall, it’s a very mediocre effort by Black.
MA: I didn’t find that final battle long at all. I thought the timing was just right.
While the film looked great, I saw it in 3D, and I can’t say I was impressed. This is one you could probably enjoy just as well in 2D.
LS: I saw it in 3D as well. Only because all of the 2D showings were SOLD OUT way ahead of time. What does this tell you? That this movie is going to be a big hit. But also that the audience is sick of being gouged by the more expensive 3D tickets, which only rarely are worth the added expense. If I see a movie that’s in 3D and 2D these days, which one I choose to see is based more on the convenience of the show time than anything else. I didn’t want to pay extra for 3D here, but I had no choice.
That said, I was completely underwhelmed by the 3D effects in IRON MAN 3. For most of the time, I didn’t even realize I was watching a 3D movie. I urge our readers – if you have to see this one –don’t spend the extra money for 3D. It’s not worth it.
MA: But the best part of IRON MAN 3 is the performances, starting with Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark/Iron Man. He’s the most compelling superhero out there right now, mostly because—and this has always been the best part of the Marvel Universe—he’s a deeply flawed character. He’s a guy who’s impulsive, quirky, and incredibly fun to be around. He has no business being a superhero, but he is, and that’s what makes his story so cool. Downey has played Stark in four movies now, and I can’t say that I’m even close to being tired of watching him. I hope he plays the role again.
LS: God, you eat this stuff up, don’t you? Downey is fine as Stark. But he deserves better scripts than this.
MA (laughs): As far as eating this stuff up, what can I say? I sit through tons of bad movies every year. The Marvel movies are not among them. The odds says these film should be tiring by now. They’re not.
LS: The first IRON MAN was a decent movie, and he brought his A-game to it. He was also a real highlight in THE AVENGERS. But the IRON MAN sequels have been pretty embarrassing in comparison. Downey really needs to move on to better movies. Right now, he’s kind of trapped in a dumpster. Someone needs to open the lid and let him out.
MA: He brings his A-game here as well. And if he’s smart he’ll keep making these films because it’s the perfect role for him, and there’s still more he can do with it.
LS: They’re the perfect movies to keep his bank account full. But a challenge for him as an actor? I don’t think so. Unless the scripts get better, he’s spinning his wheels.
MA: I really like Gwyneth Paltrow too, and she’s splendid here as Pepper Potts. She’s played Potts four times now as well, and it’s probably her best performance as Potts. She certainly has more to do in this movie than she’s had in the others. Stark and Potts, as played by Downey and Paltrow, make a very likeable couple.
LS: I don’t know. I find Paltrow really stilted in these films. There’s this sense that she feels she’s too good to be acting in this kind of movie. Maybe she is. She never once seems relaxed or natural in this role. She has a couple of okay moments (one where she gains some strange super powers temporarily), but overall I just didn’t care for her. And I think if there’s any chemistry between Downey and her, it’s because Downey is doing enough acting to make them both look good. I’m just not a Gwyneth Paltrow fan, I guess.
MA: I don’t get that sense at all. Maybe one of the reasons she doesn’t appear relaxed is because her character is dating Tony Stark!
Don Cheadle, one of my favorite actors, took over the role of Colonel James Rhodes in IRON MAN 2, and I remember not being all that impressed. He’s excellent this time around, though, and it helps that Rhodes is integral the plot here.
LS: I think Cheadle is wasted in these movies. He’s Iron Man’s uptight sidekick. (Yawns). It’s funny how many good actors are wasted in this thing.
MA: Ben Kingsley as The Mandarin, I suspect, is going to generate some strong reactions from fans. Diehard fans of the comics will probably hate him, while those of us, myself included, who aren’t as familiar with the comics, will find his performance refreshing and funny. I loved it.
LS: I’m a diehard comics fan, or at least I used to be, and I didn’t hate him at all. I was disappointed they made him a Bin Laden clone—that just seemed very lazy to me—but despite any problems I have with the character here, I think Kingsley is the best thing in the movie. Maybe even better than Downey, because he doesn’t have to appear onscreen in almost every scene like Downey does, and doesn’t seem as burnt out.
MA (shaking his head): Downey doesn’t come off as burnt out at all. I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Guy Pearce is excellent as the villainous Aldrich Killian. Killian is a particularly cold-hearted scientist, and Pearce does a good job bringing him to life. I enjoyed Pearce here more than in last year’s PROMETHEUS (2012).
LS: When we first see Killian in a flashback, he looks like a reject from REVENGE OF THE NERDS (1984), with sloppy hair and bad teeth. When we see him in modern day, “cold” is the operative word here. Pearce might as well be playing a robot. He has about as much depth as a puddle. I really didn’t like him, and usually I’m a fan. I also hated the whole Killian character and storyline. He’s a major villain here, and yet he seemed generic and boring. The villain(s) might just be the most important thing about a superhero movie (if it’s not an origin story). And as one of the major villains here, Killian, is a complete snooze.
MA: For a complete snooze, he’s pretty damn deadly! He has the upper hand over Tony Stark/Iron Man throughout the film, and he was believable doing it. I liked him.
I also enjoyed Rebecca Hall as Maya Hansen. Hall was memorable in Ben Affleck’s THE TOWN (2010), and here as Maya she’s sexy, smart, and she has a dark side as well. I liked her a lot.
LS: I liked Hall a lot, too. I didn’t care about her character’s storyline all that much, but I found that she was warm and human onscreen in ways Paltrow never comes close to being. Rebecca Hall just seems to relax in front of the camera and seems like a real person, and her scenes with Paltrow just make the contrast all that more glaring. Based on this movie, I’d rather date Rebecca Hall any day of the week. Paltrow comes off as an android ice queen.
MA: I’d have no problem dating either one of them.
The supporting cast is also very good. I particularly enjoyed Jon Favreau as Happy Hogan. He was a bit goofy, but I found him likeable.
LS: I already said what I thought about Favreau. They should have killed the character off in the explosion scene and spared us.
You didn’t mention James Badge Dale, who plays Eric Savin, Killian’s right hand man. I had a mixed reaction to him. It’s not like Savin has much of a personality either, but there are a few times where he seems to be trying to do something with the role. Most of the time, he’s just this killing machine, but I actually thought he was pretty good.
MA: Overall, I loved IRON MAN 3. As the third film in the series, I had hoped it would be good, but wouldn’t have been surprised if it dropped off a bit in quality. Far from this, it was better than I expected. It just might be my favorite film of the year so far. Then again, I have a soft spot for the Marvel superhero films, mostly because they tend to feature strong acting, solid writing and storytelling, and impressive visual effects. IRON MAN 3 is no exception.
I give it three and a half knives.
LS (stares at him): You’re joking, right?
MA: No way. I loved it.
LS (shakes his head): And I notice you completely overlooked some of the worst aspects of the movie. Just didn’t mention them at all.
MA: Like what?
LS: Like a character named Harley Keener. Who is he? He’s a kid who helps Stark out after his Iron Man suit crash lands in Kansas. He’s a cute kid who lives with a single mother we never see, and Stark meets him when he stashes his damaged suit in the garage behind the kid’s house. There’s this big chunk of the movie that’s just about Stark and Harley, to give us some kind of surrogate father/son bonding that is meant to warm our hearts and show us that Stark has a heart of gold after all.
They have this cute banter back and forth, and Stark says some obnoxious stuff to the kid, and you think, “Wow, he’s still the same wise-cracking Tony Stark,” but he’s not. He’s gone soft, and he’s gotten stupid. This entire storyline played like an outtake from REAL STEEL (2011), another movie about a cute kid and a metal guy. These scenes were sappy and dripping with saccharine.
MA (laughing): No they’re not! The scenes in REAL STEEL were much more syrupy sweet than these! These scenes were just amusing, and I didn’t mention them because I didn’t think much of them. They’re a small part of the movie – it’s not like the kid is main player in the film. He’s not. So, there’s a big difference between REAL STEEL and this.
LS: It’s long enough. It seemed to last a good half hour. It probably felt longer than it actually was.
In IRON MAN 3, Simpkins plays a sickeningly cutesy kid who is the visual equivalent of fingernails on a friggin blackboard. Every time he was onscreen, I completely hated this movie. And Stark’s smart-ass interplay with him was just as aggravating. This sequence made the entire movie grind to a halt, and the movie never fully recovers, going forward.
MA: I think you just hate kids.
LS: I didn’t have any problem with Pierce Gagnon, the kid in LOOPER (2012), or Haley Joel-Osment back in THE SIXTH SENSE (1999). I don’t have any problem with kids who can act, and aren’t in a movie just to provide some sappy subplot.
I also think that Marvel movies are starting to get in a rut. They take the comics and dumb them down, sandpaper away any real rough edges, and then hook them up to a script that is by-the-numbers and predictable. Aside from one surprise in IRON MAN 3, the movie is so predictable that it could have been written in someone’s sleep. These movies are all cookie-cutter products, and anything that was cool about them is going stale pretty quickly.
MA: Wow. I don’t view IRON MAN 3 as dumbed down or predictable at all. And you think it could have been written in someone’s sleep? Then that guy must be pretty smart to come up with a major unexpected plot twist in the middle of his nap! It’s a cool story. I can’t believe you’re complaining about it so much.
LS: THE AVENGERS was a rare exception. But for the most part, the more recent Marvel movies have been pretty bland. And I grew up on Marvel Comics. I was a hardcore fan of the comics and these characters. So I should be the target audience, right? Someone who actually cared about these superheroes? Not even close. These movies aren’t made to appeal to long-time fans. They’re made to appeal to the widest audience possible—compromises and illogical changes are embraced without question—to separate them from their money.
MA: They also appeal to people who appreciate good movies! I can see why you, as a fan of the comics, would be more critical of the Marvel movies, but it’s not like for the rest of us the movies suck. They’re well-produced, well-written, and well-acted. I don’t see them as cookie-cutter movies at all. That’s not to say that the Marvel movies don’t all follow a similar formula. They do, but it’s a formula that so far is still working.
LS: But it’s not just about comparing this stuff with the comics. If I was a hardcore comics fan and that was my only gripe, then I would hate the movie because of the way it treats the Mandarin, for example. But that’s not my problem. My problem is the script is very weak. Maybe it is no surprise that Marvel is now part of the Disney family. Because anything that was unique and exciting about Marvel’s characters is being washed away to give us the most assembly-line type of product possible.
I wish Downey would move on to better movies. He’s done what he could to make Tony Stark cool, despite completely moronic scripts. And he deserves to get the chance to actually act again.
MA: No. He should keep playing Tony Stark. He has yet to wear out his welcome, and he might not.
LS: I give IRON MAN 3 just one knife. And that’s only for Ben Kingsley and Rebecca Hall, and maybe 10 minutes of Robert Downey’s Tony Stark here. Otherwise, I think this movie is a waste of time. I’m sure it will make a gazillion dollars. I’m sure there are there are fans who will go completely gaga over it. But I’m one long-time Marvel fan who thinks it’s a dud.
There’s an end credit montage after the movie, that looks like a 70s action TV show, and it’s more fun than the entire movie that came before it.
Oh, and by the way, this one has a “cookie” at the very end. A secret scene after all the final credits role. Just like almost all other Marvel movies recently. This is annoying, because the end credits of this movie seem to go on forever, and the secret scene isn’t worth the wait at all!
MA: I laughed at the last scene. I thought it was funny. And unlike you, I think people should run out to see this one. It’s one of the more entertaining films of the year.
So how are we going to get back home?
LS: Hitchhike, of course!
(The two of them walk across the beach to the road and stick out their thumbs. A huge military-looking vehicle stops for them. The door opens)
LS: DOCTOR DOOM! I sure am glad to see you.
DOOM: Hop inside, gentlemen. You can accompany me in my latest plan for world domination.
LS: Excellent! After seeing IRON MAN 3, some world domination sounds like a great antidote!
MA: How do I get into these situations?
© Copyright 2013 by Michael Arruda and L.L. Soares
Michael Arruda gives IRON MAN 3 ~ three and a half knives!
LL Soares gives IRON MAN 3 ~one friggin knife!